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This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply. S — but it’s just decent to suggest you care enough to recognise it, isn’t it? I spent years with men who thought they were too cool and had decided this year would be different. Single, very happy about it, and with press releases about how to celebrate Valentine’s flooding my inbox, I found myself confronting it alone with much excitement. I checked in to find Cupid had already targeted the room. At the Sea Containers I appeared to have been given the Valentine’s Day package in a suite overlooking the Thames. I wondered as I picked up the black and red tube standing next to a bottle of Laurent-Perrier on ice.

It contained a vibrator, condoms and much lube. After wondering if I should flick around the apps for a date, I decided to crack open the champagne alone and watch The Responder. I must be growing up, I thought, as I sipped. The week after I checked into the Nobu hotel on Portman Square and found a plate of chocolate-dipped strawberries and another bottle of LP waiting next to the biggest bed I’d ever seen.

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