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I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor. Let’s get up to some mischief! A wise man once said, “Forget about your past – you cannot change it. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present – I didn’t get you one. Happy Birthday to a who’s smart, funny, and good-looking, from a who inherited all your best qualities.
Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! I’ve already alerted the fire department. You know, they say that age is all in your mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body. Congratulations on being born a really long time ago. You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct! Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years wonder where your car is parked?
Wonder where you left your phone? When I have a birthday, I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off. Smile while you still have teeth. Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older.